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ah, put that away darling, goodness gracious
you going to embarress me in front of this lot
It's certainly fine darling. Is my bow tie on properly?
good, good, good. Ahem, mic check
Now Ladies and Gentlemen
hurry now to your seats the shows about to begin
and my word you're in for a treat.
Buckle up your belts now.
Hold on to your knickers at all costs
as we welcome you to part 2 of pigs in a porn trough.
It's like my lifes a song and everyone knows that if my
lights are on then everyone's home
and that's a serious shindig a guaranteed fix
cause even 20/20 motherfuckers haven't seen shit
I want the fans and my show to put the mosh in pit
Barbecuing with my crew chillin' off my tits
with a maid that'll slave cook and wash my dick
in a house that I own didn't cost me shit
So just bounce, we up in the club bumper to bumper
I just wanna jump in the bunker and hump her like thumper
and misses Permie's ass wouldn't stop buzzin and shakin
I wanna take her to the shed (for hot lovin relations)
Just let the touch of fudge spillin out the top of your bridges
I wanna put you on a plate and suck you up with a biscuit
The twisted man on the job when you aint lovin her right
Perverted poetical plumber that's plugging her pipe
Ayo Ladies (yea)
does rubbin a nub make you crazy? (Yea)
You got tits and buts with no maybes? (Ohh yea)
Well answer me this, do you love a good boofin? Well? (Hell yea)
Ayo Gentlemen (yea)
you ready to up jump and represent? (Yea)
if shes game and you game you adventurous? (Yea)
You got that look in your eyes
now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight
I got my willie in you mouth hoe Sydney's in the house bro,
ridin free lighting we chillin on the couch blown
and theres no holding it in
Roll out your red rug love and give me that Dolmio grin
Ohh I'm that stench trench digger like dirk workin your lawn
Servin the words of this song got birds slurping my shlong