Jax Toy (Vocals Only)

Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?

Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays

Maybe you could waste your time doing something mature, like taxes?

But I know you won't

What's got you fuming, buddy?

What's got you raging, dude?

Did somethin' piss you off?

You better learn to cope soon

This place eats dopes for breakfast

You'll need some thicker skin

'Cause if you're angry, now

Imagine how you'll feel when

You check your bedroom and it's crawling with snakes (ugh, Jax!)

When every step you take's a face full of rakes

When even seats are threatening a certain sound

You're entertainment, who even needs a clown?

Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself that doesn't involve torturing people?

No

Get your Jax toy

Get a little laugh boy

So you're not down to clown?

Well, I won't let that get me down

I'm your Jax toy

Have a little laugh boy

I'd say I'm sorry

But it's not that kinda party

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax, whoo!)

(Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) (turn it up)

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy)

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)

Wait, please give me a second

So, let me get this straight

The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate?

Wait, wait, let's hear her out

Got nothin' here but time

Just let us in on what will save us here

We missed a sign?

You hear that audience?

You're in for a show

We're breaking numbers

But we're suffering though

And as you chuckle on your side of the screen

I think I'll join you, giving a little beam

What is it? Are you crying from the Jax to the side?

Can't handle slight comments, looking to confide in Ragatha

Goodluck with that to you

I'm giving gold to those misfortunate enough to end up in a circus

From a rancid purchase of a headset

Just my luck had gone and cursed us

You wanna smile? An easier mind

"Lighten up!", so says my sign

(Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted)

Get your Jax toy

Get a little laugh boy

So you're not down to clown?

Well I won't let that get me down

I'm your Jax toy

Have a little laugh, boy

I'd say I'm sorry

But it's not that kind of party

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax) That's me (whoo!)

(Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) I'll keep you company (turn it up)

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy) Still me

(Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)