Give Me Fifteen

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes

That is all I need to make the call

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes

Women are so simple after all

In the time it takes to walk around the block

I can have you scheduled for electroshock

So give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes

Maybe you're unhappy or depressed

With only fifteen, only fifteen, only fifteen

I can diagnose before you get undressed

Guess you really have to have a special touch

Course it helps if you don't really care that much

Ladies can you hear me?

You come in here, looking like some hippie chick

Some Bolshevik

It doesn't even faze me

'Cause there's a couple boxes

Self-appointed foxes, put the chickens in

You're feminine

You're crazy

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen

I'll evaluate a lady at a glance

With only fifteen, only fifteen, only fifteen

You're committed for the crime of lacking pants

Women who complain about the time they're seen

Sing a different tune when they're on Thorazine

So give me 15

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen