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Between the Colonel, Minnie and Eddie
There ain't a chicken safe in Tennessee
If you've got feathers and you're cluckin'
A southern fried chicken dinner you'll be
A Rhode Island Red he was luck-a luck-a lucky
He made it to the border of Kentucky
But Chicken Little ain't with us no more
He was pack-a pack-a packin' 'round the Colonel's door
Between the Colonel, Minnie and Eddie
There ain't a chicken safe in Tennessee
The chicken pluckers are a-pluckin'
To a mournful melody
If you're a duck then you're in luck
If you're a goose they'll turn you loose
Between the Colonel, Minnie and Eddie
There ain't a chicken safe in Tennessee
Why does a chicken cross the road?
You ask why
He don't want to end up in a deep deep fry
He don't want to end up in a box that's four by four
Surrounded by potatoes, biscuits and coleslaw
Roho's headed for Mexico
He was always kind of chicken you know
Between the Colonel, Minnie and Eddie
There ain't a chicken safe in Tennessee
Oh it ain't no fun to be a chicken
As any fowl can plainly see
Between the Colonel, Eddie and Minnie Pearl
There ain't a chicken safe in Tennessee