At Least I’m Hydrated

I called my mom just to silently cry

My ex started seeing nine other guys but I'm hydrated (yeah)

At least I'm hydrated (I drink the Brita water)

I failed my road test a seventh time

My car was towed anyway, and it's fine

'Cause I'm hydrated (look at his skin, oh yeah)

I'm hydrated (even when he lose, he still win)

I peed my pants in the grocery store

But it's a great thing to look down at the floor

And know you're hydrated (that's a you problem)

Look how hydrated I am (I think we're losing the plot)

Sometimes I feel like the night is too dark (oh no)

I feel like I'm drowning, not because I am a shark

'Cause I'm hated (that's so sad)

But I'm hydrated

(Drink the Brita, yummy water wins, yeah)

Matched with a girl who fell asleep on our date

I dropped one of my headphones down a sewer grate

But I'm hydrated (drink from the Brita, my guy)

At least I'm hydrated

(Don't let her get to you, your skin looking fly)

Recently, I had a falling out with a friend

I didn't have the people skills I'd need to amend

At least I'm hydrated (because you're a shark, oh yeah)

I'm hydrated (you can't relate to them, your thoughts are too dark)

I use hand soap on my armpits in the bathroom at work (what?)

But even though it's noon and I sweat through my shirt

I know I'm hydrated (that's an overshare)

At least I'm hydrated (you need more water if you sweat that much)

Water break

Oh, yeah, uh, uh

Glug, glug, mh, gl-glug, de, glug

Drink the water, drink, drink, the Brita water

Drink the water drink, drink the w-, let's pick it up (whoa)

DJ screamed at me for requesting a song

Some nights I don't smile all night long

The vibes are desecrated (oh, you do worry me sometimes)

But I'm hydrated (never mind, yay)