Poo Is the Best

Pink dress I wear

Pigtails in hair

I love the stuff that comes from there

Daddy said I'm mentally ill

But with you I never sit still

Poo is the best

I'm obsessed

Love the stuff that you all detest

Poo is the best

I'm impressed

I feel like I am so blessed

Poo is the best

Trudy's my name

Pooing's my game

I'll do it here I have no shame

Daddy said I'm really unwell

But with you life's totally swell

Poo is the best

I'm obsessed

Love the stuff that you all detest

Poo is the best

I'm impressed

I feel like I am so blessed

Poo is the best

Poo is the best

I'm obsessed

I won the poo eating contest

Poo is the best

I'm impressed

Hold it close and feel the caress

Poo is the best