Hackin' Boner

You say your build pipelines have always been secure

But I think you're full of shit

I scanned and I seen those passwords in your repo

Pushed in an old commit

I had to find the potential of those credentials

I grabbed a beer and I logged in

You wouldn't know it was me cause I hid my IP

Behind 69 VPNs

I could see what was in your tenant

I could list all of your subscriptions

All the loot I found gave me a hard-on

I had to get what was in them

I hacked your VMs

I dumped your Key Vaults

Everything that I'm finding's exciting

And it's gettin' me off

That's why when I found some creds you know I said

Tonight it's going down

I'll be up all night till the morning light

So I'm gonna drink another round

Because my boner, my boner, my boner won't go down

My hackin' boner, just won't go down

I was looking for a misconfiguration

I was looking for a pivot

There were resources that I couldn't see

I had to escalate my privilege

I was lookin' through your secrets

Cause there were a large amount

But deep in the dump I found a password

To an admin breakglass account

So I took over that identity

And I went on my way

Cause for some reason your Global Admin

Didn't have 2FA

I hacked your VMs

I dumped your Key Vaults

Everything that I'm finding's exciting

And it's gettin' me off

It's a country song but I'm going in

You probably didn't know the extent of my reach like SolarWinds

Now you feel impressed or something. I'm checking git history

Cause past word dumps the type of places I like to find credential stuff in

Head in the clouds. See what this password meant to you

Take these Azure hackers to school, I'mma serve as principal

Listen you, better take your access controls and toughen up

They lookin' like a Kubernetes orgy, a clusterfuck