I'll Definitely Change... Tomorrow

I woke up feeling ready for a whole new me

I swear I'm turning into who I'm meant to be

I've got a color-coded plan for every single hour

But first I need a coffee... maybe then I'll find the power

I'm totally fully honestly gonna glow

Just let me check my phone before I really start y'know

'Cause I'll definitely change... tomorrow

I'll start my perfect life when I wake

But tonight I'll lounge in pajamas

Eating leftover chocolate cake

I'll definitely change... tomorrow

I'm a whole new woman in my mind

But right now I'm busy procrastinating

I swear I'm gonna shine - just slightly behind

I bought a planner with inspirational quotes

And wrote Be Limitless! in pink glittery notes

But somehow all my motivation slipped away

So maybe I'll be limitless... beginning Friday

I'm practically a phoenix ready to rise

But also... taking breaks is healthy that's a fact science applies

'Cause I'll definitely change... tomorrow

I'm totally gonna crush every goal

But tonight I'm watching reality shows

'Cause that's just good for the soul

I'll definitely change... tomorrow

New habits coming soon you'll see

But tonight I'm doing absolutely nothing

And proudly calling it self-care therapy

Oh maybe I'll start right now-

Nope this couch has got me in a hold

I'll be productive later

Like... much later

Let future me be brave and bold

'Cause I'll definitely change... tomorrow

It's practically already done

I'll manifest a fabulous version of me

Right after this nap hun

I'll definitely change... tomorrow

Hey look I'm growing! Can't you tell?

Well sure not literally growing

That's just puffiness-

But I'm doing well!

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow!