Talking Turkey (Instrumental)

As the Chinese say, there's more than one fish in the sea

OK, is that so?

Lets go back to the beginning

There's an elephant in the room

I'd like you to start talking Turkey

Stop your shenanigans, models mad mannequins

Time to be a man again, the debt that you ran up in

Battering, ram 'em in, dam it what's happening

The flat where I'm sat up in, the neighbours dog shat again

The rich gonna rule again, the poor will be fooled again

Line 'em up, roll 'em in, six billion souls within

Dollop up a dolloping, eat your soup and wallow in

The misery you're following, the money's up, the dollar's in

The shallow and the deep, got your own arrow to keep

See the shadows of your feet and the barrels that you reap

So steep like the slopes, go to seek out your hopes

Gotta teach from the ropes, don't sleep on the hoax

As he chokes on the last word, folk song he has heard

Joke's on the bastard, tokes on the lab turd

Furthermore forever and whatever you endeavour

Get slapped by the leather, helm back by the weather

Get the cheese, get the cheddar, and wherever and whenever

Catch, trapped in a cellar, the almighty make it better

Check featherweight, bait, change state, but I'd better wait

Just let 'em bake, better day, get a getaway

Check mate, stale mate, stale bread, rat bait

Dangle on a hook, mad to gamble on a book

And the angle undertook, overtake, shake, shook

And the scandal broke out, broken in, spoken out

Like a spanner in the works, claw hammer go berserk

Just drag you in the dirt, with a dagger in your girth

What's worse? Pit of rattlesnakes

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, ready when the battle breaks

Time to make the tackle mate

Pass on the message, got another can of worms

Stand when the weather turns, see another feather burn

But the mother never learns, mind your biz it don't concern

And the hand you shake firm is a hand full or germs

Handling things with these mandolin strings