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Your Excellence tried the best fighters
Who've adventured far and wide
But I promise that you've never
Met a troop so qualified
There's Grog, our mighty giant, he's a simple-minded hulk
And Percy's pepperbox can blow apart your fucking skull
Nature hath no fury quite like Keyleth the Ashari
Controlling plants and animals, she's a magical safari
The twins, Vex and Vax, she shoots, he hides in the pitch
They're stealthy and quite deadly, but I forget which one is which
(He's Vax, she's Vex)
Pike's divinity is pure, her hands can always heal
Oh, and did I mention we have a bear? Trinket, no big deal
And as for myself? My name is Scanlan
The man with the phat purple hand
My music's the jam, going ham, you can't stand it
Get some water, hide your daughters
Oh, uh, sorry
Brave warriors are we and far more clever than a fox
They'll tell tale of our exploits in the Legend of Vox
Machina