Party Generation

When he turned 34, but who's counting?

He couldn't find anyone who wanted to party

So he walked around the playground

With a bag of Mickey's tallboys

And he heard the sound of laughter

And he followed it for 15 blocks

There was a house between Mavis and Water

They were out on the porch

They were inside playing quarters

And he said, "Don't you know the game Kazaam?

It's a better game

You point your elbow at someone

And say somebody else's name

And it alternates who's turn it is

And if you lose, you drink"

They said, "Man, you really make us think

Yeah, you make us think and so

Tonight we're gonna be the party

We will party all night long

We are the party generation

So have a seat, let's get a bag

Party on"

'Round about 1 or 2, it started winding down

And he knew what they needed

They needed donuts

So they walked out to Krispy Kruller's

All night sugar palace

It was there at the doorway he said

"Oh, well, maybe not"

Inside there were six women talking

They were the most justified angry ex-girlfriends

And they swiveled around slowly like they saw something bad

Through the eyes in the back of their heads

Like he always knew they had

And they said, "What a coincidence

And hey, you're just the man

We were saying that you did the best you could

We find you understand and so

Tonight we're gonna be the party

We will party all night long

We are the party generation

You were the best, but we'll survive

Party on"

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

In the morning, they sent him home

With a designated driver

And he laid down and thought about the whole night