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Jurisdiction a tangled web
Federal question a fleeting ebb
Diversity of citizenship a narrow gate
Amount in controversy sealing our fate
Personal jurisdiction a slippery slope
Minimum contacts a guiding hope
Long-arm statutes a reach so wide
Due process a constitutional guide
Pleadings a crucial first step
Complaint filed a nervous sweat
Rule 11 a watchful eye
Sanctions looming reaching for the sky
Discovery a relentless quest
Interrogatories putting minds to the test
Depositions a grueling game
Work-product a protected flame
Joinder a complex array
Permissive required come what may
Intervention impleader a tangled plight
Class actions a powerful light
Motions galore a legal maze
To dismiss for summary judgment in a bewildered haze
Judgment as a matter of law a desperate plea
New trial motions for all to see
Jury trial a sacred right
Voir dire a crucial fight
Peremptory challenges a limited few
Impartial jurors shining through
Evidence presented a careful art
Relevance admissibility tearing hearts apart
Hearsay a haunting refrain
Exceptions abound driving us insane
Verdicts rendered a final decree
General special for all to see
Judgment entered the case is done
Claim preclusion a race begun
Oh Federal Rules you guide my weary soul
Through the labyrinth of procedure taking its toll
But I'll conquer this beast with knowledge and might
And emerge victorious in the fading light
The Bar Exam awaits a daunting decree
But I'll face it with courage and finally be free
A lawyer of procedure with wisdom so deep
Guiding the litigants while the justice does sleep