I Just so Happen to Believe

I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict

I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict

You're sick of all their silence, you're clutching the bouquet

You're wondering yet again, what's the right thing that you should say

Oh, the angle of ascension and that closeness to the sun

Has you pondering the question, why no one found you fun

And you're proud of the description, you're feathering your hair

But there's no one RSVPing, so they're not likely to be there

And you'll gorge upon the starters, you'll titty fuck the cake

But filming the entire thing will be your worst mistake

Oh, the sadness in your laughter as you ring up your mother

She'll say, "Don't you worry, daughter

But I can't find all your father"

I just so happen to be friends with one side of the conflict

I just so happen to be friends with one side of the conflict

I just happen to be friends with one side of the conflict

I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just

Try to ape the strangers 'cause they've got the pattern down pat

Oh, you dragged your favorite bowling

Ball, but you had to give it back

Ooh, the clinging static clothing makes the company severe

But no one comes to claim you despite all the free beer

Oh, you're the Olympics of disaster, the challenge of the crowd

Oh, and you wanna fuck the school, but you know it ain't allowed

So you promise the dispenser if it squirts another shot

That you'll be the inspiration and you'll tell my mom she's hot

Oh, you did it, you call her right up and you tell her

"Fuck all the text messages and emails, you pussy killer"

If it'd be your pleasure

I'll introduce your savior to you now

He's standing right behind me

On a cavalcade of color, I fit you to be sure

With my ancient understanding at the base of your allure

I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict

I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict

I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict