The Differences in Years

20 years of marriage on our 20th anniversary

Where we got talk 'bout the difference between that

First year of marriage and that 20th year of marriage

Ooh, there's a little difference

My wife didn't have morning breath our first year of marriage

Oh my God, we wake up, she goes, "Hi baby"

I'm like, "Oh God, I love you"

20 years later, "Hi baby," oh, oh

When'd you eat the possum?

Don't remember she eating it on the highway

Didn't snore our first year of marriage

20 years later, it's like somebody's starting up an 18-wheeler

Ooh, you're turning daddy, oh

Guys, remember that first year of marriage

You had those little pet names for each other like

"Oh, hi Pumpkin", "oh, you're my little cupcake"

20 years later, you got nicknames like Dream Killer and Hope Smasher

My wife still won't shut the door when she's going pee

I'm like, "Please shut the bathroom door"

She's like, "Why does it bother you?"

And I go, "'Cause you look so helpless"

Guys, we're peeing, we're hanging on to something

We're doing something

You women, you go pee, it looks like you're waiting on a bus, it's just -

Geez, get a Game Boy or something