I wake up early, grab my coffee
My patients calling out to me
Got files to check and appointments to snap
And someone's knee that needs a clap
Old folks, athletes, weekend stars
They limp in like they've fought in wars
But I've got k-tape and magic hands
And exercises that feel like dance
"Does it hurt here?" "A little bit."
"Let's stretch it out, don't throw a fit."
We squat, we lunge, we stretch with bands
I'm usually work with my hands
Stretch it out, bend your knees
Say goodbye to pain with ease
I'm the wizard of the spine
Making posture look divine
Push and pull, don't you cry
We'll get you walking by July!
I'm your physio, your healing sis or bro
Now lift that leg and go-go-go!
I've experienced it all—the moaning, the denial
The yoga pants, every embarrassing detail
But every victory, every little chear
Makes me proud to be here
So here's to backs and twisted knee
To frozen shoulders, bad myalgies
I fix, I stretch, I guide, I joke
And I don't wear a doctors robe
Now Stop crying, just persevering
Moaning won't stop your suffering
This is a blockage, now feel the burn
Healing hurts – now it's your turn!
Stretch it out, bend your knees
Say goodbye to pain with ease
I'm the wizard of the spine
Making posture look divine
Push and pull, don't you cry
We'll get you walking by July!
I'm your physio, your healing sis or bro
Now lift that leg and go-go-go!