The Burp Song

The world is full of groovy sounds

Like xylophones and sneezes

But sometimes there's just one sound that it gives you

What you're needing

It's quieter than thunder

It's louder than a chirp

Everybody does it

It's called the burp (a burp?)

That's right, a burp (but how?)

I'm gonna show you right now

Let's get to work

You gotta bounce, burp, pad

Bounce, burp, pad

Bounce, burp, pad, oh yeah

If you wanna make 'em burp well

That's how it works here

Let's make it burp, but first let's break it down

First you gotta learn to bounce

Up and down like this

Bounce that baby on your hips

Try it, I insist

Bounce, bounce, bounce

Bounce, bounce, bounce

Bounce, bounce, bounce, oh yeah

There you go

Next, give a nice hip on

A giddy cat pat on the back

Burp, burp, pad, pad

Yeah, just like that

Burp, burp, pad

Burp, burp, pad

Burp, burp, pad, oh yeah

Now just one final step

This one you can shout

Bounce, burp, burp, pad

Babies, let it on now

We did it

You gotta bounce, burp, pad

Bounce, burp, pad

Bounce, burp, pad, oh yeah

We made the babies burp

That's how it works here

That's how it works, now let's hear you burp

Excuse me (whoo!)