Convoy

Yeah, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck

You got a copy on me Pig-Pen?

Come on, uh, yeah ten-four

Pig Pen, for sure, for sure, I got it

It's clean clear to Flag-Town

Come on, yeah, that's a big ten-four Pig-Pen

Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy

Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

It was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth, pulling logs

Cabover Pete with a reefer on

And a Jimmy hauling hogs

We was heading for bear on I-One-Oh

About a mile outta Shaky-Town

I said, "Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck And

I'm about to put the hammer on down"

We've gotta little old convoy, trucking through the night

We've gotta little old convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothing gonna get in our way

We're gonna roll this trucking convoy, across the USA

Convoy

We've got a breaker Pig-Pen, this here's the Duck

And, uh

You wanna back off them hogs ten-four roger

About five mile or so, 10-roger

Them hogs is getting intense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa-Town

We had 85 trucks in all

But they's a road block up on the clover leaf

And them bears are wall to wall

Them smokies was as thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear-in-the-air

I said, "Calling all trucks, this here's the Duck

We about to go a hunting bear"

We've gotta great big convoy, trucking through the night

We've gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothing gonna get in our way

We're gonna roll this trucking convoy, 'cross the USA

Convoy

Hey, you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Pig-Pen?

Negatory Pig-Pen, you're still too close

Yeah, them hogs is starting to close up my sinuses

Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well, we rolled up interstate 24

Like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all of our swindle sheets

And left 'em setting on the scales

By the time we hit that Guitar-Town

Them bears was a getting smart

They'd brought up some reinforcements

From the Tennessee National Guard

There was armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps

And rigs of every size

Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears

And choppers filled the skies

Well, we shot the line, and we went for broke

With a thousand screaming trucks

And eleven long-haired characters

In a chartreusse microbus

Hey, yeah, Rubber Duck, this is Sod Buster

Uh, come on, Sod Buster

Listen, you wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?

Yeah, he's hauling dynamite

He needs all the help he can get

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore

And prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge was lined with bars

But I didn't have a doggone dime

I said, "Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

We just ain't a gonna pay no toll"

So we crashed the gate doing 98

And I said, "Let them truckers roll"

We've gotta mighty convoy, trucking through the night

We've gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothing gonna get in our way

We're gonna roll this trucking convoy, 'cross the USA

Convoy

Now, that's a ten-four Pig-Pen

What's your 20? Omaha?

There they are

They've got them hogs out for sure

Well, mercy sakes good buddy

We gonna back on outta here

Keep the bugs off your glass

And the bears off your tail

We gonna catch ya on the flip-side

This here's the Rubber Duck on the side