The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman"

The restroom door said gentlemen

So I just walked inside

I took two steps and realized

I'd been taken for a ride

I heard high voices turned and found

The place was occupied

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse

What could be worse

Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?

The restroom door said gentlemen

It must have been a gag

As soon as I walked in there

I ran into some old hag

She sprayed me with a can of mace

And smacked me with her bag

I could tell this just wouldn't be my day

What can I say?

It was just turning out to be day

The restroom door said gentlemen

And I would like to find

The crummy little creep who had the nerve

To switch the signs

'Cause I got two black eyes

And one high heel up my behind

Now I can't sit with comfort and joy

Boy oh boy

No I'll never sit with comfort and joy