Meeting In The Ladies Room

There's a meeting in the ladies room

'Bout 35 thousand of 'em

Sitting in the chat room

Trying to help this man, oh oh

That done lost his true love

And now he wants her back again

There's a meeting in the ladies room

'Bout 35 thousand of 'em

Sitting in the chat room

They've been looking for her

Flooding Facebook, Snapchat and Instagram

Been receiving photos on my cell phone

Amazon packages being left on the front lawn, oh no

My family starting to question me

Saying you've been gone too long

I'm starting to wonder

What in the hell's going on

Who's been visiting my home when I'm not there

Spending my big money on that Fendi Prada you're wearing

All I gotta know right now is

He keeping you warm

'Cause that dog sure in the hell ain't burying his bone, no no

365 Days in a year

But yet it feels like eternity here

Here I am feeling mad and alone

What used to be a house is no longer a home

He might get a little freaky with you

But as you know, I can get a little freaky too, oh yeah

Now he might have it going on

But that dog don't hunt, so send his ass home, oh yeah

There's a meeting in the ladies room

'Bout 35 thousand of 'em

Sitting in the chat room

Trying to help this man, oh oh

That done lost his true love

And now he wants her back again

There's a meeting in the ladies room

'Bout 35 thousand of 'em

Sitting in the chat room

They've been looking for her

Flooding Facebook, Snapchat and Instagram

There's a meeting in the ladies room

'Bout 35 thousand of 'em

Sitting in the chat room

Trying to help this man, oh oh

That done lost his true love

And now he wants her back again

There's a meeting in the ladies room

'Bout 35 thousand of 'em