Only Solitaire (The Chateau D'Herouville Sessions) [Stereo Mix] (The Chateau D'Herouville Sessions; Stereo Mix)

Brainstorming, habit-forming, battle warning

Weary winsome actor spewing spineless churning lines

The critics falling over to tell themselves

"He's boring and, and really not an awful lot of fun"

Well, who the hell can he be when he's never had VD

And he doesn't even sit on toilet seats?

Court jesting, never resting, he must be very cunning

To assume an air of dignity

And bless us all with his oratory prowess

His lamebrain antics and his jumping in the air

And every night his act's the same

And so it must be all a game of chess he's playing

But you're wrong, Steve

You see, it's only solitaire