The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema
Saved it from itself, I like to think
The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings
Including one she found under the sink
The girl with the strong arm killed an innocent bystander
That leaves you with a mental picture
The girl with the strong arm drinks cheap whiskey
But understands she can still quote scripture
Earl Gore Garner spoke to his sources during the leaf fall festival
Kneeling down to think about the future
Which they knew would be quite dull
After many years of exodus
The actionate dish writer Victor Wears
I'm afraid their memories regarding Nixon are a little scary
The girl with the strong arm threatens the Quakers
They all say she's mad, you know
The girl with the strong arm has an abrasive accent
And uses words like "Esquimo"
The girl with the strong arm stands beside a woman
Who's setting parts at up to one
The girl with the strong arm makes political commentary
And yet I feel that it's all in fun
In your nightmares, love around
Gay white males line up in church
Drink their coffee, pretend to be a cowboy
Set aside and out of search
Pulling off leaves like little Russian flowers
Now the tasty thing to do
The unattractive soap of boring sweetness is you
The most popular sidearm with Canadian woodsmen
Is the new steel woodchuck gun
Manufactured in Atlanta, Georgia
By the firm of Hughes and Son
I find no flaw with the two young lovers
Who dined all night on candied eel
Then danced 'til dawn to big band music
And the sound of baboon squeals
All last night I stared at jelly
'Til I knew love was all around
Traveling through O'Hare Airport
Dressed like a circus clown
The girl with the strong arm has started licking batteries
And that's kind of strange, even for her
The girl with the strong arm would like to be a banker
But I don't think she's really sure
Using strangers to pull things over
Really keeps the party going
I'm not sure, but the history of Denmark
May be the only thing worth knowing
Has it ever dawned on you
That car accidents just might be art?
And all those kids in foster care
Just don't think you're very smart
Down by the corner on Mother's Day
In a state of perpetual bliss
Stands a man with a list