Girls Guide For The Modern Diva

Girls guide for the modern diva

Girls guide for the modern diva

I swear by Almighty God

To do my duty for Queen and Country

So fasten your seat-belts, enjoy the ride

I'll be your hostess, this is the girls guide

All you gotta do to be a real diva

Is sit in silence, dripping diamonds in the back seat

Of a limousine

This is the cut-out-and-keep, read-it-and-weep

Guide for the real diva

Speeding through the night

You don't need to watch the stars

Speeding through the night

You don't need to watch the stars

Our Father, who art in heaven

Give us this day our daily tension

I promise to the Lord Above

To be your one true, unrequited love

All you gotta do to be a real diva

Is stylise, mythologise

Re-write your history

Crush any fool who has the nerve to say

They used to know you

Speeding through the night

You don't need to watch the stars

Speeding through the night

You don't need to watch the stars

Stars, ah, ah, ah

Stars, ah, ah, ah

Stars, ah, ah, ah

Stars, ah, ah, ah

This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah)

Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)

This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah)

Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)

Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)

Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)

Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)

Our Father, who art in heaven

Don't take the credit - I'm my own creation

My jealous God here's some advice for you

You're not on the list? Get to the back of the queue

So now you know how to be a real diva

Is sit in silence, dripping diamonds in the back seat

Of a limousine

This is the first complete, eat-sleep-and-drink

Guide for the real diva

Speeding through the night