I went on an Acid Trip

Uncle Gary's on my heels gotta gun it

I eventually fled him and after I was far away

I looked around and ran into a dark cave

Once I walked inside the entrance closed behind me

Then the ghost of Susan B Anthony surprised me

Aha I got you son of Adam hooray

I looked confused and she said do you know my name?

I'm Susan B Anthony defeater of men

I said oh yeah I read about you way back when

She said oh really? What did I do?

I scratched my head and said I have no clue

Her eyes filled with fire she called me a liar

Something to do with women rights I inquired

Something to do with? She yelled

I gave women the right to vote and I impelled

The United States to give equal pay

All of this just for you not to know my name

I said I'm sorry I'm sorry I forgot your name

She said it's fine anyways I have a game

What's the greatest fear that is within you

And PS if you don't share I'll have to kill you

I said well that's not really much of a game

And this is kind of embarrassing but I would have to say

Window perverts and I know that is shocking

But I always think there's a perv outside my window watching

When I wake up or go to sleep

I think honestly that some perv named Doyle is watching me

She said you're scared of a window perv you are such a bitch

Little baby little bitch boy even a perv wouldn't want your tiny dick

Her words made me cry

She said don't cry you won this game of mine

You get to enter the chamber of bliss

She pointed to a door that was wooden and thick

I say thank you Susan and sprint with excitement

Turn the knob whip the door open run right in

You'll never guess who was inside looking merry

It was none other

Than fucking Uncle Gary

The door slammed behind me I could hear Susan laughing

And Uncle Gary so excited jumping and he's clapping

He says welcome you're here just in time for the show

He rips his pants off and I say dear God no

Ties me to a chair will I live? There's the slimmest chance

He said now it's time for the chicken dance

For four hours straight I watched him bock and dance

And look up every once in a while with an awkward glance

Welp this is my greatest fear

A frog dancing naked it's all uphill from here

After it was over I came out of the trip

I was still on the couch with my pants unzipped

I crossed my fingers I had so much hope

But I was too scared to peek down below

Maybe I still had it my giant penis

I looked down and then I started screaming

It's gone it's gone

Back to being another tiny dick blonde

But then all of a sudden on the table I noticed

A note folded up so I reached down to open

Inside I was shocked at what I found

There was a strange note written down

It said bock bock love Uncle Gary J Jacinto

PS Look out your window

(Ahhh)