Poetic Garbage

Cheh, yo, yo, all my rap's garbage, and to be honest I'm a tad harmless

And everything I've ever rapped about is mad gormless

It's all made up, I'm just a fake cunt

You need to wake up, cuz I just say stuff

Like, why you go off like I'm hard

Reality, I'm happily just talking out my arse

I'm 30 years old and still be living at my mums

I've never been a winner, I'm just a bitter I'm a fraud

Cheh, I've never hurt a soul, I've never burst the chrome

I've never earned a dough, I've never learned to grow

I've never merked a flow, I've never earned a show

I've never turned to pro, I've never chirped a hoe

Yo, I'm a loner, I'm a misfit, an addict and a stoner

And a poser and a dipshit

I wish I was a winner, but I'm trying to be fliptricks

I'm the wackest of the wack, and I'm clinging on to this shit

But you still bumping on my tracks

My hooks are fucking stupid, and I'm lying to the max

Everything I've ever said is just a massive scam

I'm just a fucking foreigner, I'm Danny from Iran

Fat gat, twat mat, cat rat, bat

Bar, bar, black sheep, diss, dat, dat

Shoot, shoot, kill, kill, brap, brap, brap

I'm shit, he's shit, you're shit, wack

Why do you rate me when I rap

All I am is dirty, like an aids-infected slag

I'm hanging on to relevance, it's all a massive scam

You should kick me out of sheff, not take me as I am

Yeah, little hyperactive freak show

I'm an autist, not an artist, like the fuckers from the peep show

You Jezzabelly, ever smelly, nasty little emo

A satanist, deranged, a bit, pathetic, little weak hoe

I'm just projecting all my shit

I'm your suicidal music idol, lying in a ditch

It's your super viral loony rival, suffer with a twitch

Pretending to be famous, and pretending to be rich

Never had a woman, and I've never had a bitch

Never had a virgin, and I've never had a chick

Never had a lady, and I've never seen some tits

Only when I'm browsing on the internet n shit

The semi-automatic blasts

I promise I'm a killer, and I promise that I'm black

I promise I'm a geriatric fucking little spack

I'm tired of fucking living, and I'm tired of being fat

I hate you if you're colored like an Alabama dad

I'm racist, and I'm ageist, and I hate if you're a fag

Probably just frustrated I can never get a shag

I beg it from the biddies, and I beg it from the hags

I need a muzzle on my face

I'm a homophobic, xenophobic, Persian little gay

I'm a tranny bashing, granny smashing, nerdy little waste

Compulsive fucking liar, and a dirty little snake

Alopecia on my head

I'm balding, it's appalling

See, I'm looking like an egg

I'm trying to be comfy, but I come off like a beg

Women think I'm creepy, cuz I'm asking to be pegged

Yeah, I've never done the dirt

I've never bun the herb

I've never fucked a girl

I've never run the world

I've never bust a verse

I'm just a grumpy nerd

I'm dropping funky turds

It's Mr. Jump the Curb

I've got a chody little knob

I'm the micropenis, hypergenius, bozo, divi, slob

Always up for stealing, and I'm always on the rob

It's ur psychoactive, hyperactive, cholo, little yob

You see, my poems never bang

I'm jaded, and I'm faded, and I'm ugly, and I'm prang

I'm a sadist, and I'm ageist, and I'm mucky, and I'm rank

Never have no money

I'm a failure of a man

It's just a common thing that I be praying to be black

See, the shit that I be making, what I'm saying isn't facts

I'm begging it for pennies

I'm a basic little tramp

Poetic fucking garbage

Always faking to the max