I've got goaty hairs upon my chin
Got my clothes right from the Goodwill bin
Stealing ribs and drinking Coke
Buying fame from the Tar and Smoke
Every time I get hit
Fries in my head that split
Fly around for little brats
Wearing backwards baseball caps
Blindfold me and take that stick
Hit me in the head with it
Tootsie Rolls and Mounds are in my head
Chocolate stains remain upon my bed
Bleach my hair and slicked it back
Top nutrition sugar snack
Every time I get hit
Fries in my head that split
Fly around for mosh pit twits
Writing dumb grunge metal hits
Blindfold me and take that stick
Hit me in the head with it
I think that Jeremy's broken now
Jeremy's broken
I'll count to hit my head
I'll count to hit my head
I'll count to hit my head
I'll count to hit my head
You hit my head
No, you hit my head
No, we're not done yet
Sometimes I feel like a nut