All I Wanna Do Is Drink

Old boy was sittin' up at the bar

He was hittin' it pretty hard

Had a half-empty twelve-ounce long neck

And a shot of agave blue

He wasn't doin' any kind of complainin'

But you could tell there was somethin' painin'

His old heart 'cause of what he was sayin'

To that bottle he was talkin' to

He said, "I got played like a fiddle

I got rolled like dice

I got two-stepped on like a sawdust floor

On a blind drunk Saturday night

I got slow-walked, I got sweet-talked

I got left with a kiss on the cheek

But if you saw her, you'd understand

Why all I wanna do is drink"

So I said, "Excuse me, friend, I was just wonderin'

I couldn't help but overhear

That conversation you were havin'

With that half-empty bottle of beer

Well, it sounded like a real live country song

Some old heartbroke sing-along"

"I got played like a fiddle

I got rolled like dice

I got two-stepped on like a sawdust floor

On a blind drunk Saturday night

I got slow-walked, I got sweet-talked

I got left with a kiss on the cheek

But if you saw her, you'd understand

Why all I wanna do is drink"

Well, I drink to remember 'cause I know I'll never forget

The way she looked walkin' away on that day that she left

When I got played like a fiddle

I got rolled like dice

I got two-stepped on like a sawdust floor

On a drunk-ass Saturday night

Yeah, I got slow-walked, I got sweet-talked

I got left with a kiss on the cheek

But if you saw her, you'd understand

Why all I wanna do is drink

All I wanna do is drink

All I wanna do is drink, drink, drink, drink, drink

Yeah, I got shanghaied

I got tongue-tied

Got the rug pulled from under my feet

Yeah, but man, that girl was sweet

I got stonewalled

I could never hit a curveball

All I wanna do is drink, drink, drink, drink, drink

Why all I wanna do is drink