Pixy Stick Girl

You tumbled into my life at a sentimental time

You had your hair in braids, you looked so fine

When I first met you I was a long-gone daddy

By the time I left the bar, I made sure I had your addy

Stuffed inside my pocket on a wrinkled piece of paper

I knew from that day on, my love would never taper

Never gonna let you get out of my world

Holy moly baby, make my toenails curl

I gotta tell you now, my brain is gonna swirl

'Cause I'm in love with my pixy stick girl

We do the crossword over scrambled eggs at noon

And then retire to my feather-bedded room

I could spend a couple years just discovering your body

The way you bruise my bones is just like sexual karate

I got rugburns on my rugburns, feeling kind of flirty

I never thought I'd ever hear a woman talk so dirty

I'm never gonna let you get out of my world

Holy moly baby, make my toenails curl

I gotta tell you now, my brain is gonna swirl

'Cause I'm in love with my pixy stick girl

Sometimes I feel like a freaky super fly

And other times I just hang my head and I just cry

We fight like dogs, we fight like cats

Egads woman! You drive me bats!

We gotta take a time out every once in awhile

But you know, for you babe, I'd walk the country mile

I'm never gonna let you get out of my world

Holy moly baby, make my toenails curl

I gotta tell you now, my brain is gonna swirl

'Cause I'm in love with my pixy stick girl

I gotta tell you now, my brain is gonna swirl

'Cause I'm in love with my pixy stick girl